How To Not Look High After Smoking Weed

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How to not look high after smoking weed. It’s a concern for every Stealthy Stoner out there, and it’s a tough question to answer. Many would simply say to avoid conversation and lay low; but I disagree. In your opinion, who would be more suspicious between these two? The guy participating in conversation as usual, occasionally saying something a bit different, but laughing it off, or the guy who randomly and silently avoids any and all conversation? You see, the question of how to not look high after smoking weed is a complicated one, without a simple answer. It takes proper preparation before, during, and after smoking to insure a worry free scenario. So what is this “proper preparation”? Let me fill you in. Without further adieu, the complete guide on how to not look high after smoking weed.

How To Not Look High After Smoking Weed (Before): 

We know this is a question regarding looking high after smoking, but the fact is, without taking the proper steps before you smoke, it’s impossible to remain incognito afterwards. Your main worry pre-sesh is going to be gathering the proper supplies. To be sure of a stealthy smoke, you’ll need a Sploof (a cheap/free filter for your smoke, to make it smell nice. More on this below), eye drops, mints/gum, and proper storage. Without these tools, there’s no doubt that your chances of getting caught after smoking will increase substantially.


Best sploof when learning how to not look high after smoking weed

Click the picture to view the best sploof (the Smoke Buddy)!

A sploof, as mentioned before, is a filter that will nearly completely eliminate the smell of exhaled smoke. Inhale smoke/vapor in one end, clean air comes out the other, it’s magic. The reason a sploof is important when considering how to not look high after smoking weed is that it helps you not smell like bud. If you smell like dank, people in general, parents especially, are going to be keeping a much closer eye on you, which is the last thing we want in this situation. If you’re currently without a sploof and not sure what to get, we recommend the Smoke Buddy (Click here to check it out!). The Smoke Buddy is inconspicuous, durable, and eliminates nearly all smell when used correctly.

Eye Drops:

Best eyedrops when learning how to not look high after smoking weed

Click the picture to view redness relief eye drops on Amazon!

Eye drops are an absolutely necessary tool for any stealthy stoner, especially one trying to answer the question of how not to look high after smoking weed. Red eyes are a dead giveaway which needs to be avoided at all costs. Eye drops can be picked up at your local gas station, Walgreens, Wal-Mart, online (click here to view them on amazon), or basically any other general store for around $6.00 give or take. May seem a bit pricey for such a small purchase, but as long as you don’t lose them (you most likely will, sorry) they’ll last you for months.


Best gum when learning how to not look high after smoking weed

Click the picture to view spearmint gum on Amazon!

So your eyes are sparkling white and you’re smelling smoke free. Fantastic! You’re good to go, all you’ve got to… wait, do you smell that? Did the sploof not work? Oh no, the sploof worked, I promise. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but it’s your breath. This is an often forgotten step in the stealthy stoner’s routine, but an important one nonetheless. You’ve heard of stank breath, well dank breath can be just as dangerous. Just pick up some mints or spearmint gum (online if you’d prefer, click here to view on Amazon) and you’ll be good to go.


best smell proof container out there - the danktank

So you’ve got fresh breath, white eyes, you smell great, and you’re flying high. Awesome. All you’ve got to be sure of now is that you’ve got a smell proof container to put all of your goodies in now that you’re done. We recommend the DankTank (click here to check it out on Amazon). It’s inconspicuous, durable, varies in size, and is completely smell proof. Perfect for the job.

How To Not Look High After Smoking Weed (After):

Coming into the question of how not to look high after smoking weed, you probably thought that keeping stealthy after smoking would be the hard part, but if you took our advice mentioned so far in the article, this part’s a breeze. As we mentioned earlier, many think the best way to approach this is to avoid conversation altogether, opting for the speedwalk past the parents and lock your door approach. Hate to break it to you, but unless you’re always rude and antisocial, that’s very suspicious (if you are always rude and antisocial, it might work though… congrats I guess).

The only real answer to the question of how to not look high after smoking weed is… wait for it… act normal. I know, I know, lame answer, but it’s the only right one. When you’ve taken the proper precautions mentioned, you’ve got white eyes and smell great, the only way you’ll be uncovered is if you say something along the lines of “I’m very high right now.” Don’t do that. It really is true though, you look totally normal, as much as it may seem like the left side of your face is numb (good shit huh?). Don’t run away from conversation (because that’s weird, remember?), and the only thing that will incriminate you now is what comes out of your mouth. That’s not cause to worry though. Just relax as much as you can, and act like a human. You may very well say something stupid, but guess what, people say stupid stuff all the time. Just laugh like a normal person would if you say something stupid, and nobody will suspect a thing. Now, if you say something dumb and immediately break out in a sweat and get nervous and quiet… they might wonder what’s going on. The bottom line is, the answer to the question of how not to look high after smoking weed is having the right supplies and gameplan. If you have white eyes, nice breath, no smell, and proper storage, nobody’s going to be watching you closely enough to notice if you’re acting off. Just relax and have a good time, remember, you’re high because you wanted to be, this is fun.

So there you have it, the complete guide on how to not look high after smoking weed. Thanks for reading, and as always, stay high.

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