We all know why you are here. You have a drug test coming up soon and need to figure out what you are going to do to make sure you pass, so lets get right to the point. There are 2 types of detox, the first requires you to take it 7 days before the test. This detox actually cleanses your body and removes the THC unlike the next one. The second you take a few hours before the test. This just briefly covers it up and will only work for a window of time. If you don’t want to buy anything and have enough time to wait you have another option. Wait 3-6 weeks and you can completely get all the THC molecules (what they test for) out of your body naturally. This works best if you drink lots of fluids and exercise as much as possible. Now if you don’t have that long to wait or just want to be able to keep smoking, I’ve got you covered.
The first and most important thing you are going to need are the drug tests. They come in multiple tests so you can keep testing yourself daily until you are clean. This makes it so you aren’t always paranoid of whether or not you will pass. Its very simple, just pee in a cup and dip one of these strips into them. 2 lines means clean, 1 line means not clean.
Now lets talk about how we are going to make sure 2 lines show up. Today we are going to cover the 5 best weed detox on the market, from personal experience and real feedback we’ve gotten. They are ordered best to last, and reviews of each product are below the table. Lets jump right into it!
Herbal Cleanser QCarbo32
|1||$$||The best on the market, QCarb32 detox masks the THC in your body. Take it 2 hours before your test and you will have a 6 hour window where you will pass! I would recommend not smoking a few days before the test to ensure you pass.||9/10|
|Many||$||This is a pill that you take 7 days before your test. We have heard mixed results, but most people have claimed that it works.||7/10|
Portable Men's Wearable Urine
|Many||$$||This is a risky way to try to pass a drug test. Only the fearless will go for this approach, but it could be very rewarding if done right. Just make sure that the person who gives you their pee doesn't smoke weed!||6/10|
|1||$$||This detox is similar to the first on this list, just a little more expensive.||6/10|
Ready Clean Detox
|1||$||I have not had any personal experience trying this drink, but it seems to work for people, and is one I would definitely give a try if you don't like the other options on here.||6/10|
The Qcarbo32 is your solution when it comes to taking a drug test. Simply drink a lot of fluids the days leading up to the test. Also remember not to smoke any time close to the test. Drink the entire bottle 2 hours before the test and you will be good. Just make sure the read the instructions and enjoy getting blazed after you pass the test.
- Works well
- Doesn’t require a long break from smoking
- Good for your body as well
- Very strong
- Masks the THC instead of completely removing it
Niacin is a great option if you have about a week or more before your drug test. If so then completely stop smoking, vaping etc. Drink lots of water and take 2 of these pills a day. This will cleanse your body and able you to pass your test.
- A great detox for weed if you have time to plan ahead
- Pills instead of a nasty drink
- Multiple uses
- Requires early notice of when the drug test will occur
- Doesn’t allow you to smoke any time near the test
The use your friends pee method is a stoner classic. Only few are brave enough to try, but it can definitely be done if you are careful. You just need to make sure that the person checking you gives you room and isn’t going to be snooping too much. The way the process works is pretty self explanatory. You get a friend who hasn’t smoked in a very long time and you have them pee into the bag before you go to take the test. You keep the pee hidden in between you legs until its time to shine. Simply use the fake penis to use your friends pee to fill the cup. Succeed or fail, this method will make for a great story.
- Can work
- Requires you to never stop smoking
- Can get caught
- Kinda nasty
This kiwi strawberry flavored drink is almost a mix between number 1 and 2 on this list. It is a drink that you have to take once a day for 3 consecutive days. It instructs you to drink a lot of water the three days you are drinking the solution. Again, don’t smoke the week before the test. Think of Noxide as a more mild version of Qcarbo32 that you need to take for 3 days.
- Tastes good
- Doesn’t just mask
- Requires you to buy 3
Ready clean is a one of the best detox for weed because it is great at masking the THC in your system before your test. This natural solution has many uses, so its more economical than other choices. Take a serving size a few hours before your test and you should be good to go.
- All natural
- Multiple uses
- Only masks the THC
To wrap things up, if you only have a few days until your drug test use 1 or 5. If not pick 2 or 4 and if your ballsy pick number 3. Thanks for reading my article on the best marijuana detox. Be safe and stay high.